1. Makmende doesn't eat Honey, he eats bees!
2. Makmende counted to infinity - twice!
3. Makmende is the only one who knows Victoria's secrets!
4. Makmende killed the dead sea!
5. Bill Gates gave us Windows, Makmende gave us the rest of the house!
6. When Makmende was born, he held the doctor upside down and slapped his but till he cried!
7. Makmende once visited the virgin islands. They are now the islands!
8. Makmende does not cheat death he wins fair and square!
9. Makmende can divide by zero!
10. Makmende is the only guy who can pocket his arms when naked!
11. If Makmende says F**k.....you become pregnant!
12. Makmende doesn’t go on a date; he goes on months!
13. Makmende can unscramble a scrambled egg!
14. Makmende preaches water and drinks Oil!
15. When nature calls Makmende hangs up!!
16. Makmende doesn't keep his money in the bank its the bank that keeps its cash with him!
17. Makmende knows where deleted messages go!
18. Makmende washes his clothes using Mexican soaps on T.V!
19. Makmende can start a fire using only water!
20. Makmende drinks water from a glass...using chop sticks!
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