Thursday, June 25, 2009

A Tribute To The Late King Of Pop Michael Jackson ( R.I.P)

“If you enter this world knowing you are loved and you leave this world knowing the same, then everything that happens in between can be dealt with.” M.J

In our darkest hour, in my deepest despair, Will you still care? Will you be there? In my trials and my tribulations, Through our doubts and frustrations, In my violence and my turbulence, Through my fear and my confessions, And my anguish and my pain, Through my joy and my sorrow, In the promise of another tomorrow, I'll never let you part,

For you're always in my heart. (will you be there)

Michael Jackson has set many records throughout his career and won many awards. From the early days of the Jackson 5 to the current day. Michael Jackson has been in a league of his own with his best competition being himself and trying to improve on what he has already achieved. He are a just a few of the record breaking achievements.

Biggest Selling Album Of All Time - Guiness Book Of World Records

Michael Jackson's "Thriller" Album is the biggest selling album of all time, with over 50 million copies sold worldwide. Thriller is also the biggest selling U.S album with sales of 25 million copies.

Most No1 Hits in 1980's

By The End of the 1980's MIchael Jackson had more #1 hits than any other artist for the decade.

Greatest Audience - Guiness Book Of World Records

The highest-ever viewership was 133.4 million viewers watching the NBC transmission of Super Bowl XXVII on June 31, 1993. Michael was spotlighted during the half-time peformance.

Bad Tour - Guiness Book Of World Records

Michael Jackson's world tour brought in a record gross revenue of over $124 million during September 1987-December 1988.

100 Million Records

Michael has sold over 100 million singles and albums outside of the U.S.

Billboard Charts

Michael Jackson is the first person in the 37 year history of the Billboard chart to enter straight in at No1, with his single "You Are Not Alone". The previous record "Earth Song" which had debuted at No5 and also Michael Jacksons.

Biggest Selling Video

Michael Jackson's "The Making Of Thriller" is the biggest selling video to be released by an artist.

Billboard "Hot 100" Singles Chart

Most No1 Hits by Male Artist (13)

No1 Debuts

Michael Jacksons "Bad", "Dangerous", and "HIStory" albums all debuted in at No1.

Awards

Michael has won more awards than any other artist.

No1 On Charts

In 1983 Michael became the first artist to simultaneously hold the number one spots on Billboard's rock albums and rock singles charts, as well as the R&B albums and singles charts.

Consecutive No1 Singles

Jackson 5 were the first group to ever have four consecutive No1 singles.

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

If u did this or saw it......u probably went to a kenyan high school

1.Before uende form 1,u had to buy sanduku za mabati...ati burglarproof,and bado zilikuwa zikivunjwa.

2.U had to borrow a leave out kuenda nyumbani...which was like next to impossible.

3.Uliosha shati na troja za mafourth........na ukikosa hukuwa unalala chuo.

4.Siku ya first ulihandwa ati upatiane zile chapo na nyagu ulitoka nazo home,ati wewe tajiri.

5.For some of u,manze the fact that mlikuwa na entrance exams really f***** u off.

6.Manze siku za mail delivery zilikuwa the most important,especially kama ulikuwa na mamanzi.

7.In relation to number 6,the whole class used to write one mail,kila mtu na sentance yake,then use recycled stamps...tumia colgate na toilet role to recycle.

8.Mlikuwa mnaimba national anthem on Mondays or fridays or both,half the time off tune or corrupted words.

9.Guyz used to skive preps kuenda kulala ama kuwasha.

10.Guyz used to extend kwa CU room ati ndio msihandwe na mafourth.

11.Breko ilikuwa kuhatishana....unahatisha wadhii mkate na blueband.

12.U had the most insensible prefects...manze unambaiya keroro sato usiku lakini monday yeye ndio anakukinda kwa princi...ati uliskive chuo.

13.Guyz used to skip showerz like crazy...unashower siku tatu kwa term;siku ya kuopen chuo,siku ya kuenda home mid-term,na siku ya kufunga chuo.Ukijaribu sana ni siku nne aterm,with the fourth one being either siku ya music fests ama CU weekend.

14.Maboyzz used to soma mail zilikuwa zimetoka kwa mamanzi zao to the whole class,unamark na kuweka marks,then return the mail to whoever wrote it.

15.Music fests.....hebu jitokeze,jionyeshe....skills za kukatia.

16.In relation to number 15,manze mono angeslice fourth former manzi wake....ati kamutii

17.Time ya music fests ilikuwa time ya kuamshana mashati...if u left urs hanging ukirudi kumbe ilicrossi kitambo...or ilibadilishwa ukaachiwa the dirty one.

18.Siku ya box inspection......manze mna keroro kwa keja lakini ondiso hataiona...wherever watu walikuwa wakificha.

19.Siku ya challenge weekend population ya wakristo used to go up...kuimpress mamanzi.

20.U had more role calls on the weekends than on the weekdays.

21.We had the most ridiculous names for schools....Quabzz,changez,ditchez,boma,bush,quortet,patch,patch fake,chox.

22.The Insyder....enuff said!!

23.Academic Bonfire after KCSE....who wouldn't miss that??

24.U actually knew colors za tai za every school,na during music fests ulisove moja plus sweater yako from someone from the other school.

25.U went to a symposium kuhanya.....ehh i know i will hear an amen hapo!!

26.After KCSE....Leaver's Rock.

27.Uliperfect skill ya kurewind skirts,blouses na shati during the school term.

28.Ilikuwa inafika friday afternoon unaanza kutafuta ni trip gani to a certain school utadandia.

29. Manze guyz used to ngojea mpaka stima zilost....NO PREP.

30. Githeri 24/7....change only occured when u go home.

31. How about monolization....manze u r told shika shoe brush usugue mti hadi it becomes as clean as ur home.....na unaambiwa utumie OMO.

32. Who kumbukaz the sign DO NOT STEP ON THE GRASS.Do that and u would regret it.

33. In relation to funkiez,the school bus would come back with more people than actually left the school to begin with.

34. Wakati wa breakfast,lunch or dinner,u had to pray with one eye and the other eye opened,otherwise by the time umemaliza kuomba,fourth former alishacrosi na dibre ama nyagu za table....talk of the table system.

35. Break time the shopkepper was the best friend.Everyone used to scrum hapo...ati vibrator and half loaf.

36.Who remembers the crap which was called sato entertainment???

37.For some of you,mlilala na chuma chini ya godoro...ati weapons of mass destruction!!!

38.People did everything possible to have a funkie their school....in the name of kuleta members of the opposite sex.As a result,hungejua there were some clubs in some schools hadi you see mabasi za chuo ya opposite sex...thats when u realised there was a club like that.